Dear #TeamMar4Prez: An Open Letter from J. Marnelli

Perhaps your ability to separate the Filipino from the Philippines is the secret to your success and allows you to foresee the turn of the tide. You know how we all want to be like you: shot-calling influencers astute enough to recognize an opportunity for personal gain.

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Dear #TeamMar4Prez,

You guys are awesome.

Can I just say that I really admire your tenacity in working towards the downfall of the Philippines? It is truly admirable that despite the election being over six months ago, here you are tirelessly devoting man-and-brainpower to destabilize a government that has a clear mandate. Amazing dedication.

I also like the fact that you chose to tug at our heartstrings when you spoke about inflation and the risky economy. You know how we, as a country, love drama. Who cannot help but feel for a father who will need to delay his retirement or that ordinary hardworking employee who will have to postpone a vacation because of a peso that has weakened? That slant will definitely bring in the waterworks and will shift many to your cause.

Thank you for highlighting that this president is a murdering, womanizing, cursing neanderthal who embarrasses us in the global arena because that really needs to be said over and over. The guy is always there! How else can one challenge a man who is always present through the good and bad? We have to be reminded of the Yellow Times when leaders were absent, disconnected, and lacked ownership. You know that kind of governance was better because it was easier to find someone to blame for the breakdown of every basic government service that my tax helps provide.

Lastly, thank you Team, for being better than everyone else. It is wonderful, really, how you all profess love for the Philippines yet underestimate the Filipino. For is it not that we are easily swayed by what we perceive to be true? I particularly like it when you said “it doesn’t have to be true. It should just look like it.” Brilliant. You know us so well. How patriotic all of you are to do all of this from the other side of the world!

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Perhaps your ability to separate the Filipino from the Philippines is the secret to your success and allows you to foresee the turn of the tide. You know how we all want to be like you: shot-calling influencers astute enough to recognize an opportunity for personal gain.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart for showing me what true love for country should be like. Let me congratulate you because you are one step closer to achieving a fragmented Philippines.

I am in awe of your audacity.

J. Marnelli 

#SabiKongWalaNangPolitikaSaFB2017

 

Author: Boobs & Beyond

Lactating Ideas for the Greater Good

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